Concierge Rooster Wake-Up Calls Included ...
Concierge Rooster Wake-Up Calls Included 365 days a year! Say goodbye to restful sleep I never thought I'd pay top dollar to be woken up at the crack of dawn by a loud, proud rooster, but here we are! The concierge wake-up call service at this luxury rental apartment in Little Havana is truly one-of-a-kind.
Not only will you be guaranteed to rise with the sun, but you'll also get to experience the authentic charm of stepping in rooster poop on the sidewalk. It's like a rural retreat in the heart of the city!
The management team is equally impressive, displaying a remarkable commitment to ignoring complaints, and barely managing to keep the building operable. Broken elevators, faulty front door intercom, and a general sense of disrepair are all part of the luxury experience.
It's clear this building caters primarily to young professionals and university students seeking a hassle-free, amenity-rich lifestyle. While that might appeal to some, others may find the atmosphere lacking in respectful interactions and maturity.
I moved into the building when it first opened, no rooster in sight for the first two years...if you value sleep, cleanliness, and basic amenities, look elsewhere! The novelty of having a rooster as a concierge wears off quickly.
PD unfortunately won't allow me to upload videos with sound...just swing by any time between 1am and 7am near the 9th Street entrance and you'll know exactly where the rooster is roosting...