Parking Apocalypse: The Flat Tire Chroni ...
Parking Apocalypse: The Flat Tire Chronicles If you’re looking for a community where parking is a free-for-all, you’ve found it! The parking situation here is so bad, it feels like they hand out permanent parking stickers to anyone who asks—no questions asked. Some residents have over seven cars proudly rocking stickers, while others seem to be running a long-term experiment on how long a car with flat tires can occupy the same spot (months, in case you were wondering). Spoiler: no one does anything about it.
And if that’s not chaotic enough, cars casually park in the middle of the street for days, turning the community into a bizarre obstacle course. But security and maintenance? They’re as active as the flat-tired cars—completely stationary.
Management, please, do better. At this point, I’m wondering if I need to bring my own traffic cones to reserve a spot or just accept that parking here is its own version of survival of the fittest.
Edit: The response from this community on this post is baffling. Let’s also talk about the gym smelling like marihuana because like I said before, security is absolutely USELESS. To whoever answers to these posts. NO, I will not communicate with the HOA again. Do your job, do better, and validate your paycheck.