A building owned by Spaniards, designed ...
A building owned by Spaniards, designed after Mexico’s Tulum, occupied by affluent foreigners from New York, Europe, and California, financed by banks (foreign to all of us), built by, maintained by, and operated by underpaid foreigners. Nothing really Miami about this place besides the climate.
As one of maybe seven (?) people who is actually from South Florida to have spent a significant amount of time in this building, my opinion of this building is my opinion of Miami: it’s American mediocrity in a palm tree climate, priced as a luxury.
The fixtures are mediocre, the appliances are mediocre, the floor plans are mediocre, the hallways themselves are coloured in a most bland beige and the apartments themselves with soulless white walls and uninspiring grey floors and cabinetry.
There’s not even valet, (Luxury?)
Just underpay some locals, is it really that hard?
The building will make $1 million/month at full occupancy. Stop nickel diming basic amenities, especially at your rates.
There is no telecom at either of the front entrances, the front desk needs telecoms. Figure it out.
The lobby is nice I guess.
Save for very very few, the (underpaid) staff here is phenomenal. The useless five stars I leave is for them.
The residents here (potentially your future neighbours) are actually quite great (again, save for very few), and it is with the Miami local seal of approval I announce that at this building exists an unusually low level of Miami Trash (due in part to the fact that they can’t afford to live here, amongst other reasons.)
My personal bar, however, is quite low: it’s a place to live. In that regard. I suppose this a luxury building in that housing has become a luxury.
Former prospective (now current) residents often expressed to me they did not want to live in high rises and they loved the location (look how nice I am, I am giving you first-hand accounts, free market research).
Maybe if the zoning of 95% of this suburban wasteland of a country wasn’t single family housing, you could build more buildings like this. (But then prices would drop proportional to the level of mediocrity, I shall pray fervently to Mary the Mother of Christ that she prevent such a catastrophe never befalls our fair Miami.)
-Written out of boredom and spite by Oscar D.