More accurate advertisements for this pl ...
More accurate advertisements for this place would read/sound something like these: * Are you a gambler? Do you like taking risks... in this case, with your health? Then roll those dice, baby, and enjoy your stay at (currently) Golf View Flats (formerly The Solaris and Heritage Greens)!
The current owner decided to take that gamble when they purchased the property... Without inspections.
* Want to live like a celebrity? How about Brittany Murphy! Oh wait... She died from toxic mold exposure and you can too! For the low low price of $1365+/month, you can experience "mystery" illnesses, difficulty breathing, extreme fatigue, and more!
(Health, life and rentors' insurance recommended.)
***DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT SAYING THAT ANYONE HAS DIED AS A DIRECT RESULT OF TOXIC MOLD EXPOSER FROM BEING A TENANT AT THIS PROPERTY.***
* Want to leave all your possessions behind? Is it time to detoxify your body and change your diet? You must have been a tenant at (what is now) Golf View Flats ( formerly - The Solaris; before that - Heritage Greens).
Our spacious apartments offer moist conditions and thick air that this "cleaned" by large, commercial dehumidifers.
The lackadaisical nature extends beyond the living conditions to the property owners. But don't worry! If one of their staffs steals your rent check, it will be fine... so long as you have an extra $1365+/month to pay your rent, a 2nd time.